Girls, here’s how to pass through the university and graduate as a virgin

My darling precious, glorious , dignified, world- famous and heavenly celebrated Nigerian sisters ,
HERE ’S HOW TO PASS THROUGH THE UNIVERSITY AND GRADUATE AS A VIRGIN !
1 . Your main purpose at the higher institution
To start with , we all have an opportunity to make choices in life and follow the path that best suits us ; we also must prepare to face the consequences. Some can’t wait to get to the higher institution and have a degree that ’ll pave way for their dreams while some just want to go and have all the freedom in the world to do everything they ’ve ever wished to do but which they couldn’t because of their parents ’ monitoring. So , where do you stand ? The higher institution is a citadel of learning and an incubator of greatness and I dare say it ’s also the citadel of bad influence and over-exposure to vices. In other words , you have to decide what you are going in there for and what you expect to make out of it . Yes , you must socialise but with sense - now that sense can only be positive when incubated in God ooo! .( We ’ll get to that ) .
I want you to remember not only your childhood dreams to become a star student and one of world ’s female trail blazers but also your parents ’ expectations . I also want you to have in mind, some family members and friends who have always for some reason or the other looked down on you and said that nothing good or serious can come out of you . Won’t it be so nice , glorious and wondrous to prove them wrong , outshine them , their children and become greater than the greatest in your family ? Whoa ! It’s more than possible and I tell you it doesn ’t matter if you ’ve not been having fantastic grades in high school . Right now, you can even strike a deal with God that if He would upgrade your brain and help you reach a G .P .A . that will fetch you a first class ; you ’ll remain chaste till your wedding night. Do you know what would happen? He will not only give you that but give you so much ease to achieve your dreams and cater for every single need whether your parents can afford to take care of your bills or not . Christian or not , please meditate on this scripture-
“If ye walk in my statutes , and keep my commandments, and do them ;
For I will have respect unto you , and make you fruitful, and multiply you , and establish my covenant with you .” Leviticus 26 : 3 & 9 KJV
Nonsense devil is in trouble! Yipee !
To be continued.

BY TEMILOLUWA OKEOWO VIA PUNCH